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Girl: I’m in a big trouble!
Boy: Why is that?

Girl: I saw a mouse in my house!
Boy: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.

Girl: I don’t have one.
Boy: Well then, buy one.

Girl: Can’t afford one.
Boy: I can give you mine if you want.

Girl: That sounds good.
Boy: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.

Girl: I don’t have any cheese.
Boy: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.

Girl: I don’t have oil.
Boy: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.

Girl: I don’t have bread.
Boy: Then what the heck is that mouse doing at your house..??

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